Fuckoffee

Fuckoffee (n) fuhk-off-fee: Slang used to tell someone to go away, be quiet and don't ask any questions before one has had a morning coffee.

These wooden greeting cards are designed to stay on display. Each card comes with an envelope and a wooden stand. Designed and handmade in Sydney, Australia. Made from sustainable, eco-certified 3mm plywood. Thoughtfully packaged using recyclable products where possible.

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